Local sound tech totally DTF anytime you need it

LANSDALE, PA> Reports have been pouring in about Kyle McCarthy, local sound tech and owner of Anomaly A/V. Multiple sources have claimed that Kyle is rumored to be DTF (down to fix) any type of sound, A/V or audio equipment anytime anyone needs it. Kyle has been seen circling throughout the local music venue, The Underground, owned by Round Guys Brewing Company weekly, soliciting people that he's DTF whenever they have a job that needs doing. He's available on nights and weeks for any sound tech job you may have and always works to completion. He works hard and fast and always leaves his clients satisfied and wanting more Kyle. At press time, he was most likely waiting for us to finish this article so he could post it on Facebook.