BREAKING NEWS: Area folk punk guitar player learns two new chords
In a shock to the system, an area folk punk guitar player, we'll call him "Jason Ray," has announced that he has learned two brand new guitar chords. As far as we know, Ogee Times is the first to break the news. This comes as a great advancement in the world of Phoenixville folk punk. I guess we will start hearing new songs? (ugh) At this time, the types of chords are still unknown, however, we're projecting that there is at least one minor and one major chord. We're hoping for the best, but preparing for the worst. At press time, the local scene is bracing themselves for a rumored attempted display of a B diminished chord at the upcoming show at The Undergound on March 6th.