Jon Eirich reads an Ogee article aloud

Credit: Gabrielle Anne | Pictured: Jon after being smashed by Luke

SOMEWHERE, PA> This week, it's been reported that Jason Ray's arch nemesis, Jon Eirich, was so moved by an Ogee Times piece that he read it aloud to everyone in his house. Sources claim that it was most likely the one about Jason Ray (as if it would be anything else). Apparently, it was "so goddamn funny" that everyone needed to hear about it. Thanks for the word of mouth promotion to the two people you read this to Jon, we really appreciate it (said with ironic jazz hands). At press time, Jon was seen painting wood or some shit, ya know, because Emo Nights don't exist right now. Click here and see for yourself.


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