Someone is obviously selling a butt hole painting online

OVERLAND PARK, KS> In what the online community has been calling "Sparkle-gate" (or in our opinion, "Sparkhole-gate), an online seller posted an ambiguous painting for sale on Facebook for a grand, slapping total of $45.00. At first glance, this painting makes you feel like your're in some kind of hyper space/sci-fi scenario, yet upon further examination, it's revealed to be nothing more than a glorified painting of a butt hole. As we studied this painting, it became abundantly clear that it was defying the odds of acceptable online merchandise. If sold, the painting will be hanging in someones home! At press time, we've learned that the painting has indeed sold and is hanging in a bathroom. What are the odds?!?!