GUY POKES THROUGH BASKETBALL HOOP; THINKS HE'S AT A FUGAZI SHOW

 

by Ryan Weiss

Photo Credit: Brad Parsons (look, I spelled his name correctly)

by Ryan Weiss

QUAKERTOWN, PA> Do you believe this guy? So, there was an outside, socially distant show, in Quakertown featuring local goddamn heroes, The Bad Ups, Sunblind and Big Handsome and this dude decided to hang from a basketball hoop thinking this was some sort of gymnasium Fugazi concert. Ok man, I get it, but have you seen the guitarist from Big Handsome ride around on a unicycle and play guitar? I'm pretty sure that's better than whatever the hell you think you're doing. Alright, I get that you ride a skateboard and drink PBR, that's cool and all, but seriously, does it top a unicycle riding guitar player? Ehh, I'm not sure where the jury is on that. 

Anyway, at press time, we were drinking margaritas and marveling at this dudes amazing strength, and  loving personality.