My phone autocorrected "best economy" instead of "bet homie" and I triggered both sides
by Ryan Weiss
SOMETHINGHAPPENED, PA> In an unprecedented cell phone autocorrect incident, my phone autocorrected "bet homie" into "best economy" when responding to a comment in a vaguely political thread on Facebook the other day. What occurred next has now been labeled the "Just Move to Parler, Snowflake Incident." Little did I know that the simple, two word response would not only trigger the left, but also the right! I was immediately berated with "how can you support that skeezball you scum-Repubucket," and "just move your ass to Parler and go suck on Newsmax," by one side. Also, peppered through the post thread was a lot of "Hell Yea Brother! Trump don't take no shit! Sleepy Joe will destroy the nation!" and, well, "Hell Yea Brother! Trump don't take no shit! Sleepy Joe will destroy the nation" I think someone also tried to mail me a Monster Energy Drink and MAGA mud flap gift bag thinking my name was Kyle.
At press time, I was doing, yet another, facepalm when my phone autocorrected ""stop this shit" to "stop the steal."