[BREAKING NEWS] Phoenixville Police arrest Jason Ray's ability to comment on their posts
PHOENIXVILLE, PA> The inevitable has happened. P-Ville's favorite sad boi and the biggest The Mega Yeah fan in existence, finally had his commenting privilege's revoked on the Phoenixville Police Department's Facebook page. From Ray:
"The Phoenixville Police took away my ability to comment on posts by them. I'm not sure why, or even when this happened. Equally impressive, farm animals now have the ability to use Facebooks "blocking" feature."
When asked for comment, we said fuck that and wrote this article instead. Stay tuned for more on this arresting development.